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Scientists Decode Whale Talk

Real scientists who, of course, have nothing to do with this silly story: they’re real!

Unlike this story, Woods Hole OI is very much real. Click to see their website!

Marine Biologists at Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts called a press conference to announce their latest discovery. Reportedly, they’ve learned how to translate the messages in whale and dolphin vocalizations.

In a surprising and ironic twist, it has been determined that whales and dolphins talk about nothing but a single topic:

Do the noises humans make with their mouths amount to a language and, if so, what are they trying to say?

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Along with other stuff I enjoy that pays the bills (a plus!), I'm a budding nurse comic. I plan, like fake Opthomologist Rand Paul, to create my own professional organization solely so it will grant me a Doctorate. In my case, the org will be something like the AANC (American Association of Nurse Comics), and it will (trust me on this point) agree to make me the first ever DNC: Doctor of Nurse Comedy. I'll keep you posted!

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