On the Carpet:

My Day at Work: Good News and Bad News

Spilled DirtFirst, the bad news:

I elbowed a bottle in the cafeteria,

And I knocked it off the counter,

And it was surprisingly large,

And it was rather full it seems,

And it shattered,

And there were about a billion witnesses.

Bad times!


The good news?

As I told the teeming masses staring my way,

The good news was that it was soy sauce!

Wait! That’s not good news!

I blame the acute embarrassment.

For you, reading this piece, safe from soy sauce, the good new is that you weren’t me at the time.


Walk away, Greg. walk away…


About Big Red Carpet Nurse (1750 Articles)
Along with other stuff I enjoy that pays the bills (a plus!), I'm a budding nurse comic. I plan, like fake Opthomologist Rand Paul, to create my own professional organization solely so it will grant me a Doctorate. In my case, the org will be something like the AANC (American Association of Nurse Comics), and it will (trust me on this point) agree to make me the first ever DNC: Doctor of Nurse Comedy. I'll keep you posted!

14 Comments on My Day at Work: Good News and Bad News

  1. This was fun to read

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  2. Well at least you didn’t spill liquor….
    Alternative quips for next time: 1) Who shelved that one too close to the edge? 2)I was pushed! 3) Just go into a faint. When you come around, complain that you’ve got low blood sugar due to a combination of working too long without a meal and standing in line so long with a rumbling stomach that can smell the food!

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  3. You have a second career as a stand-up comic! 🙂


  4. lest you can laugh at yourself LOL
    why should someone be embarrassed? it happens

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  5. Only soy sauce was harmed in the making of this post… lol.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. heheh awwww ❤

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