First, the bad news:
I elbowed a bottle in the cafeteria,
And I knocked it off the counter,
And it was surprisingly large,
And it was rather full it seems,
And it shattered,
And there were about a billion witnesses.
The good news?
As I told the teeming masses staring my way,
The good news was that it was soy sauce!
Wait! That’s not good news!
I blame the acute embarrassment.
For you, reading this piece, safe from soy sauce, the good new is that you weren’t me at the time.
Walk away, Greg. walk away…