On the Carpet:

Joke of the Day, Sunday 3/29/15

As many will realize, I did not come up with this one. My patients seemed to enjoy it, though. Of course they may just humoring me: they’re good folks and often kind to me…

Here goes, folks:


Doctor: Rest assured, in my professional opinion, you’ll soon be able to play the piano again.

Patient: But doc, I couldn’t play it before…


Ba da tump!

Thanks for your patience, folks…


About Big Red Carpet Nurse (1750 Articles)
Along with other stuff I enjoy that pays the bills (a plus!), I'm a budding nurse comic. I plan, like fake Opthomologist Rand Paul, to create my own professional organization solely so it will grant me a Doctorate. In my case, the org will be something like the AANC (American Association of Nurse Comics), and it will (trust me on this point) agree to make me the first ever DNC: Doctor of Nurse Comedy. I'll keep you posted!

2 Comments on Joke of the Day, Sunday 3/29/15

  1. My kind of joke. So bad, its good!

    Liked by 1 person

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