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Joke(s) of the Day 3/9/15

SnoopyIt’s Monday, which for many folks is a bummer. For me, this week anyway, it’s a day off. Hospitals seems to prefer random work weeks. At least for me!

That’s all grand, but if I were you I’d be looking for point by now.

Fair enough! In honor of sad old Monday, two jokes for you:

First, courtesy of richardlwiseman: “Two peanuts walking down the road. One was a salted.”

Dark peanut humor – Who say THAT coming? Not me!

Second, another stand up routine, this one by Laurel Lemke, courtesy of Stand Up For Mental Health.


Oh, and keep sending jokes: I need all the help I can get!

Ask anyone 🙂

About Big Red Carpet Nurse (1750 Articles)
Along with other stuff I enjoy that pays the bills (a plus!), I'm a budding nurse comic. I plan, like fake Opthomologist Rand Paul, to create my own professional organization solely so it will grant me a Doctorate. In my case, the org will be something like the AANC (American Association of Nurse Comics), and it will (trust me on this point) agree to make me the first ever DNC: Doctor of Nurse Comedy. I'll keep you posted!

10 Comments on Joke(s) of the Day 3/9/15

  1. My clever sister made this joke/riddle up when she was around 8 years old: Why do you go to bed?

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  2. What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow ?

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  3. I am totally lost at the peanut joke, hahaha, what does it mean ?

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